I’ll marry a man who knows how I take my tea, coffee, and alcohol
And knows when to make which.

grettypop (via inexorableplight)

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burgrs:

how dare u ignore me after ive made 0 attempts at talking to u

timeanddisregard:

It seems like cats never forgot the fact that they were worshipped as gods thousands of years ago 

A woman is only vulnerable when her nail polish is drying, and even then she can still pull a trigger.
some great quote I heard somewhere once upon a time and that is very, very true (via traffic-jam-session)